My mom brought out the carrier - if I was thinking I would have know to run and hide. But I was tricked by some sweet talk and before I knew it - locked in the carrier. Not impressed - I find this mode of transportation very undignified, in fact (as you can see) I could not even bring myself to look at the camera. My freedom and authority was taken from me but I still did not suspect what was to come....
We arrived at the Vet's by taxi - during the drive I tried to plead my case to the taxi driver, but he wouldn't listen - I made absolutely sure he would hear me - but still he wouldn't listen. The reception area at the Vet was quiet for a change; just me and a labradoodle - he came over to inspect my carrier and flaunt his ability to roam freely! I wasn't scared yet - in fact I came out of my carrier and sat on my mom's shoulder - we inspected the toys that were for sale and then I let the girls at reception be delighted by my blue eyes. They also agreed the Archer was a great name for me.
Eventually I was called into the examination room. Dr. Teeger seemed happy to see me. First thing - check my weight - I was not sure that the scale was accurate...
and I expressed my displeasure.....
Perhaps I should have tried charm instead because there was no hesitation when he brought out the needles - yes plural - not one but two needles (how could this be happening). You think two needles is rough? Next he cut my nails - front and back! I decided to hiss and let him know who was boss - but again my plans worked against me. It was my intention to intimidate Dr. Teeger (the same as I do Nigel) but once I opened my mouth (wide) in preparation for an awe inspiring hiss - he thought I was asking for my teeth to be inspected!! Well, my teeth are fine, but gums are a bit red....
Eventually I came home; safe for another year. My mom must have felt quite a bit of guilt over the trauma I had endured - she went to Petsmart. I now have a new crinkle tunnel, a water fountain, and a new mat in front of the litter box!! All is well that ends well!
